Friday, March 12, 2010
'Bless me Father,for i have sinned. It has been 1 month since my last confession' Father, i have sinned. I put my arms around a girl and we "kissed".
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Hayden ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Linda White?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Hancock?'
I'll never tell.'
'Was it Susie Oster?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Kalan?
'My lips are sealed'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Clay slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.